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The most HONEST ad ever posted
This is going to be brutally honest, and may offend some. To those offended I have this to say: Dont be so fucking sensitive.
What I want: White female, must have most if not all of your teeth. If you look like you have ever been set on fire or sustained catastrophic injuries of any kind there is no need to email me. I dont mind a little meat on women, but if you look like you have spent a few too many days at a cheap buffet dont waste my time.Most importantly, you must be at the very least somewhat nice, and or sweet. I have had my share of hot chicks who are just plain bitchy, so if you are hot, but a nasty bitch, do not respond.
What I DONT want: Strippers, crackheads, alcoholics, whores, prostitutes, etc. Been there suffered through that experience. I truly couldnt care less how many shots you had in the VIP at some club last night. It means absolutely nothing to me. If you have ever had sex for money go pound sand somewhere else and dont waste my time. If you have a healthy meth habit, why not try jumping off of one of the dozens of parking garages here in town?
About me: 32 yr old white guy, not too damn bad looking. I'm way too smart for my own good and that leads people to believe I'm arrogant, condescending, conceited, and generally an ***hole. For the most part, they are right. People also tend to me a racist, but nowadays who hasnt been ed that? I've also been accused of being cynical, sarcastic, and heartless.
The good crap about me: Loyal, honest, faithful, smart, and funny as hell.
The bad crap about me: Stubborn, controlling, suspicious, and I dont trust anyone.
Things I will always do: Protect you, listen to you, support you.
Things I will never do: Abuse you, lie to you, cheat on you, take you for granted. I will also never wear a pink shirt, a hat sideways, or flip the collars up on any shirt. If you see me doing any of the above, please kill me immediately as I have obviously gone insane.
My dislikes: Most people, immigration, hippies, socialists, traffic, crowds, artsy-fartsy crap, religious nuts.
My Likes: Guns, poker, freedom, politics, animals, arguing/debating, solitude, nature, cold, snow, outdoorsy type stuff AM radio.
Deal Breakers: If you are friends with any of your exes (they are an ex for a reason ya know), if a good amount of the males in your cell are unrelated to you, or you have ever dated outside of your race.
I'm new to Wisconsin and can already say winter sucks.
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Techno Tuesday at 101 downtown m4w
It was a crazy night at 101 downtown yesterday. I was weaving through the crowd and naughty ladies looking sex Kirksville you pulled me to dance with you -- your friends seemed shocked and one girl even took a photo. I was wearing an orange sweater. I was an idiot and did not ask for your number. If you see this, write back! 
